If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line de raha hai".
If you don't she says "Kitna akadta hai".
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If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".
If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".
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If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".
If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".
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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
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If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai".
If you love her she says "Peechay hi pad gayaa hai".
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If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".
If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who ladkaa flirt kar raha hai".
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If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".
If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".
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If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".
If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".
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If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".
If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"
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If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".
If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".
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If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".
If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".
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If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".
If she hurts you she replies" You are not understanding".
Summer is always a fun time for everybody especially for teens and students who finally had the chance to be off from work. Imagine finally having almost a couple of months (or more…) to sleep until the late morning hours only to wake up and bum around for the rest of the day. Yes, it is the ultimate dream comes true minus the hassles of homework, projects, and exams. You can now spend as much time as you want with your friends and go places you’ve always wanted to visit like the beach or that new put up carnival by the park.
But honestly, you can only go about this for some weeks. This can be such a pleasant experience at first, but eventually all that excitement will wear off and you will experience being bored out of your wits because you no longer have anything else to do. Plus, one big challenge every teenager has to face is the fact that vacation also means no allowance. You will be so lucky to have parents who will still give you the daily allowance you used to enjoy while still on school. But as soon as vacation hits, of course they know that there’s nothing really important for you to spend on. Such a hassle, really.
Still, there’s no need for you to be completely bummed about having the possibility of a pleasant summer vacation. It is still possible and all you need to do is a summer job. Yes, there are plenty or work opportunities awaiting students during the summer and you will be surprised at how fun exciting these summer jobs can be. In the end, not only will you be able to earn some good money from all your hard work but you can also have a pleasant working experience during the summer time.
Among the summer jobs you may want to consider is something on the beach or as part of pool maintenance. At least with this type of job, you can have access to swimming for free as part of your job. If you have some good background in swimming you can probably come in as a part time lifeguard. Although it can be such a daunting task, imagine the experience and all the first aid learning you will get to have as you become trained for work.
Another good choice to consider is working at local parks or at newly put up carnivals over at your place. You can apply as a service crew for food stalls or if you have a penchant for operating machines then you may finally figure out the secrets behind that cool yet scary roller coaster everybody just talks about. Working in these local parks will also give you the chance to meet so many people, and you can also easily hang out with friends while earning on the side. Another good outdoor work is as a camp counselor for kids. This is really fun since you get to come up with summer camp games and all those fun stuff. But you should only do this if you like working with kids since they are the ones whom you’re going to spend most of your working days with.
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Now that kids are growing up with the internet available to them kids are starting to show interest at a younger age. Even my son who is younger than 10 wants to go onto websites that will allow him to play games while chatting with his friends. As a parent that concerns me. The people he is talking to may be there to cause harm. Also whatever your son or daughter does online you are liable under the law for. So what does a parent do? We all are not computer savvy. Here are some tips to help you parent your kids on the web.
Learn More
Like in any activity it is best you know what your kid is doing and the computer is no exception. Sit down with your child and watch what he or she is doing. Get your kid to explain what is going on. On your own time, do some research for yourself. There may be some things that your kid either forgot to mention or doesn't know about.
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Keep in View
I am completely against kids having a computer in their room for two reasons. Keeping your computer in a high traffic area will encourage your kid not to hide and spend time with the family. Second, you are more available to spot trouble that your kid may not know he or she is in.
Talk to Your Kid
Have a conversation with your kid what your expectations are. Advise them that the rules on the internet are the same as in your home. Let's be honest. Everyone (including children) are a little more brave on the internet.
Monitor and Block
Everyone should have monitoring and blocking software on their computers to reduce the potential of bad content coming in. All it takes is misspelling a word and your child may end up at an adult site. There are great software packages out there that will monitor every website your browser goes to and blocks the bad sites. I recommend K9 Web Protection. It is easy to setup and use. It will have everything you need and even has more features than Windows Vista's Family Safety software. You can get K9 for free at http://www1.k9webprotection.com/
Social Networking
Many teens are using Facebook and Myspace to communicate with their friends. There is so much that these sites are good for but a teen can get in a whole lot of trouble in these sites as well. It would be unrealistic to expect you're teen to stay off as he or she would just go to a friend's house to access those sites. I recommend being a frequent reader of your teen's profile. Know what's going on. You can even approach your teen asking if you can be their friend on the site.
With all these tips you will have the situation under control. There is a little bit of learning involved to the whole process. Look at it this way. You have the opportunity to learn while protecting your kids. It's a win, win situation. For a whole lot more information visit http://safekids.com/
The majority of the fifth season contestants of Project Runway are younger than the past seasons, mostly in their 20s.
On Wednesday, July 16, the fifth season of Project Runway debuted on Bravo. The sixteen contestants once again congregated in New York City to be mentored by Tim Gunn and judged by host Heidi Klum, designer Michael Kors, Elle Editor-at-Large Nina Garcia (according to press, she was fired from Elle and is now working for Marie Claire) and one guest judge per episode -- the first was Season One contestant Austin Scarlett.
The first challenge was a copy of a Season One challenge in which the designers had to create an outfit using items bought at a grocery store.
There was a serious lack of creativity amongst these designers -- far too many of them opted to make dresses out of tablecloths. The winner of the challenge was the one very original and very cute dress, with a skirt made from bleached vacuum bags and a "hook and eye" back closure that was really a spiral notebook edge.
What would you create?
My idea would be a ballgown skirt created from wax paper and then covered with big and small marshmallows. Then a little sweater made from wax paper and completely covered with white rice (to look like beads or pearls). If a little color was needed, perhaps some LifeSaver buttons. I think it's fun when they use edible ingredients.